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First, a brief history of the Basset Hound. Most people don't know it but, unlike other dogs, Basset hounds evolved from Egyptian bugs. Fossilized specimens have been found preserved in dogbone shaped amber, in the most remote parts of the backyard. As time went by thier wings got smaller and thier ears got bigger.


Yet, Bassets can fly! They might swoop down on you anytime you least expect. Like when you're fishin. They're pretty easy to find up high on mountains and roof tops. They like to hang out with pigeons.	They are great for coverin carpet stains.	Fishy smells are a little strong for their noses but they like sniffin wood.


There are three ways sure to make a Basset look at you mean. It doesn't come natural for them. The easiest way is to do it manually. It takes 3 or 4 people, but it most always works.		Or you can tell em you don't like their cookin,	or garden hose em while their sleepin.		You can also dress em up like a lop eared rabbit on Halloween.


BASSETBALL		They don't wait for you to take your shoes off to chew em like most dogs.	They can disappear in deep snows.	They get tired real easy, but you can store em in a truck till you're ready to go.